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To any prospective player who wants to score higher than Tuna, you’ve come to the wrong place. To any person who wants to win a game against a team with Tuna in it, you have come to the wrong place. This isn’t going to be an explanation on how to defeat Tuna as it is more of an explanation of some of the strategies I use to avoid him. As well as ways to use Tuna to your advantage. After playing on servers with Tuna I went into a game with tons of pyros and still kicked butt O_o. So yeah, he’s to blame for making me a better spy ;3
Understanding the Tuna
First off, why the cute emoticons? Well to be honest it’s not to show off, once you die from him or complain aloud to him and he releases one of his trademark smileys, it changes your emotion very quickly. Either you forgive him, or hate him more – either way, you have been made weaker to his killing strategies. Forgive him, and he will strike again! Hate him, and you will charge mindlessly into his axe. The key is to understand his emoticons…
:3
An evil little smiley. This one can be interpreted as innocent happiness or a mocking smirk. It represents this:
Beware the following rare variation(s)…
The evil intent smiley.
>:3
:<
This smiley has been carefully crafted to inspire forgiveness in its victims. Often used when Tuna has committed a particularly hanus act. It represents this:
or
:>
This smiley has been made to inspire rage it its target. It is the reverse pout – and is full of mischief!
:;: or ;.;
The confusion smiley. Beware, in the time it takes to understand this you will have already DIED! It also is a crying face. You see, Tuna will never cry this hard: T_T
He will, however, release two small ominous drops of sorrow. And it happens rarely.
So why all of the “Tuna will murder you in-game” and “you can’t escape him” spam? Because he is a destructive and silently mocking force. Here is a list of all the things the Tuna has been used to do so I can give you an idea as to why I find him to terrifying:
1. General bullying of enemies
2. Devastating morale of your opponents
3. Preventing people from experiencing joy
4. Reflecting insults away harmlessly
5. Exploring ones fears and using them against another
6. Crushing dreams
7. CB’ing the care bear stare away from bad guys
8. Dying various woodland animals black so that they are harder to see at night while crossing busy highways
9. CB’ing the candles on children’s cakes before they can blow them out
10. Pouring remaining ink from the animals into mailboxes.
11. Burning said children after they notice they had their birthday candles CB’ed
12. Clipping off the wings of monarch butterflies
13. CB juggling the candy bags of children during Halloween
14. Cooking the food of vegans against their will
15. Farting, then CB’ing clouds into busy crowded corridors
16. Extinguishing the Olympic torch
The ability to do these things makes Tuna the most utilitarian and versatile of any other evil-doer in my opinion. So you can easily be as good as a cruel man that targets defenseless people as you are able to destroy the dreams of those able to defend themselves
Surviving against Tuna:
First, begin by entering spectator mode. Which team is Tuna in? Choose that team.
If you cannot, join the game, and spam join the other team.
If you still cannot, become a spy, use the cloak and dagger, then hide in a spot he will never look. Open areas devoid of darkness like the Hay at the spawn in 2Fort. Tuna is drawn to dark areas like under stairs and corners. Places where happiness doesn’t exist.
Do NOT talk to Tuna! He will only egg you on!
Do NOT make a truce with Tuna! He will betray you!
Do NOT smile at him! He will tear out your teeth and sell them to Gypsies!
So, if you play against the Tuna, be on his team, and be far far away from him, but most of all be afraid.
“OH DIOS I AM BURNING! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”
~OrangeFu </3333
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